Pacha Pubs

    Given how Pacha seem to be slowly approaching world domination in anything
    that is even vaguely connected to the entertainment industry, I think I
    may have hit upon a new revenue stream they haven’t yet thought
    of: PACHA PUBS

    There’s a recession on. Not everyone can afford clubbing. Moreover, look
    how popular and how much cooler darts has become in recent years. There is
    definitely an opportunity to open up Pacha Pubs across the UK. They could
    do a special, celebratory, 2011 Sunday Roast, (served on Mondays) with a
    side helping of Swedes, where the side-helping costs more than the roast
    itself but hardly ever turns up. Every Thursday, all Pacha pubs would
    have a special, French-themed, cheese-tasting evening and on Fridays the
    staff could deliberately fuck everything up and serve wrong drinks etc.
    for their “It’s all gone Pete Tong” special.

    Pacha always have one eye on brand association so Pacha Pubs would have to
    sponsor international darts tournaments, where the iconic Pacha cherries
    were changed to dart boards. The darts would all have Pacha flights and a
    special range of Jim Bowen, Pacha T-shirts could be sold. Possibly the
    biggest opportunity though would be a Pacha brewery with a range of themed
    beers: Tiesto’s Speckled-Cock; Luciano’s Bitter (or maybe that’s just a
    rumour); Dunmore’s Stout (not his fault, overactive thyroid); Pete Tong’s
    Old & Peculiar… sure you get the idea. Of course, every brewery
    needs a flagship beer so in honour of his Pacha pedigree it would have to
    be Morillo’s Mild.

    Obviously though, it would only be sold in half-pints…